October 2008
3 posts
“I have known and been friends with John McCain for almost 22 years. But every...”
– Senator John Kerry Still my favorite excerpt from a John Kerry speech this election cycle. Brilliant man!
Oct 14th
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September 2008
4 posts
The 50 greatest arts videos on YouTube →
Sep 6th
“The world is mud-luscious and puddle-wonderful.”
– e.e. cummings
Sep 2nd
Listen“Lovely Head” by Goldfrapp
Sep 2nd
Sep 2nd
August 2008
18 posts
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf**ker. Pigs sleep and root in s**t. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherf**kin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
Aug 29th
Aug 29th
“I have known and been friends with John McCain for almost 22 years. But every...”
– Senator John Kerry (via julyshewillfly) (via robot-heart)
Aug 28th
Richard Dawkins Reads His Hate-mail →
I wish it was longer, but this is pretty much proof that most Creationists are uneducated, stupid, scared people.
Aug 26th
Aug 25th
Aug 25th
Some Truly Amazing Olympics Photos →
livejamie: This is why I love photography.
Aug 25th
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Aug 24th
70 notes
Listen“How Soon Is Now” by The Smiths I am...
Aug 24th
Are We Really Separated by Six Degrees of... →
So Kevin Bacon really is a genius then?
Aug 8th
Listen“More Than A Friend” by All Too Much
Aug 6th
Jason: bear grylls really would walk into mordor
Jason: twice
Me: without hesitation
Jason: eating things along the way
Jason: "HOBBITS ARE A GREAT SOURCE OF PROTEIN AND VITAMIN B"
Aug 5th
“Love and happiness Wait a minute… something’s going wrong...”
– Al Green
Aug 5th
Aug 4th
Ten Most Bizarre Monuments →
My favorite is the 30 foot giant penis monument: Apparently it’s all for historical reasons: Legend says a Shaman hero named Ewenki vanquished a cruel female ruler and gave her a penis totem, telling her to respect males and not kill them at will.
Aug 4th
“Stay hungry, stay foolish.”
– Steve Jobs
Aug 4th
Aug 2nd
“Nothing in the universe can travel at the speed of light, they say, forgetful of...”
– Howard Nemerov
Aug 2nd
July 2008
53 posts
Jul 30th
Listen“Lucky Man” by The Verve
Jul 29th
“The mutha ucka runs a racist uckin’ grocery The mutha ucka won’t...”
– Flight of the Conchords
Jul 24th
“Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.”
– Mark Twain
Jul 22nd
Lego Stephen Hawking →
via Kottke.org
Jul 21st
Wall-E
Wall-E was a great movie.  Probably Pixar’s best, after Finding Nemo I was a little disappointed to be honest, but Wall-E was pretty much sheer genius.  The first hour of the movie was incredible, I thought that the animation and storytelling in such a nontraditional way was what made it unique from every other Pixar movie to date.  Frankly the only weakpoint I found was the end plot, it was...
Jul 18th
Tugg Speedman's Official Site →
“Tugg Speedman, Ben Stiller’s character in the upcoming comedy Tropic Thunder, now has an official website that brazenly parodies Tom Cruise’s. Far from subtle, the site is formatted almost exactly like Cruise’s and boasts a similarly affected fan address and dramatic pose.”   I just saw the TV trailer they’ve been running for Tropic Thunder and it looks pretty damn funny.  (via...
Jul 17th
Listen“Soft Serve” by Mike Doughty
Jul 17th
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A list of the fictional film referred to in... →
(via Kottke.org)
Jul 17th
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Jul 17th
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Copenhagen’s Amazing New Aquarium →
I wish I lived closer!  This looks incredible.
Jul 16th
“Shanghai came out the cheapest with an average price of just $4.50 (£2.25),...”
– World’s Most Expensive Places to Have Sex
Jul 16th
Man cuts off own head with chainsaw after flat is... →
It’s ok-I don’t like moving either.
Jul 16th
“Gas station neon sign, orange and white winks an eye and it whispers...”
– Mike Doughty
Jul 13th
“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they...”
– George Carlin
Jul 13th
“A lot of good has come from drugs. I think ‘Penny Lane’ is worth 10...”
– Bill Maher
Jul 13th
“On Fox News, Jesse Jackson was caught saying he wants to cut Barack Obama’s nuts...”
– Conan O’Brien (via Robot Heart)
Jul 12th
“…attempting to breed the first human ape. The institute founded in 1927...”
– Stalin’s Deranged Vision of a Human (A very strange, but interesting article, comments are pretty good too.)
Jul 12th
Jul 10th
me too
Sean Madden: How would you feel if you saw an animatronic ventriloquist?
Garrett Murray: You mean a robot talking through his closed mouth to make it appear as though the smaller robot on his lap was talking?
Sean Madden: Yeah.
Garrett Murray: Nervous.
Jul 10th
Jul 10th
“The things you own end up owning you.”
– Fight Club
Jul 10th
Dallas County meeting turns racial →
fuddmain: A special meeting about Dallas County traffic tickets turned tense and bizarre this afternoon. County commissioners were discussing problems with the central collections office that is used to process traffic ticket payments and handle other paperwork normally done by the JP Courts. Commissioner Kenneth Mayfield, who is white, said it seemed that central collections “has become a...
Jul 9th
“Since our inner experiences consist of reproductions, and combinations of...”
– Albert Einstein
Jul 9th